The Cartoon Network

September 1999

Nine Inch Nails The Fragile Interscope Records

Honestly, I don't know why I bother anymore - I'm a complete failure. My show stinks. Nobody likes it. I'm mocked daily by the Council of Doom and everyone else considers me a laughingstock. My entire life has been one disaster after another. I should just hang up my cape and go somewhere quiet. Not that anyone would notice.... Great galaxies, citizens! Beware of this sinister menace known as "The Fragile." **All Points Bulletin: The latest monstrosity from Nine Inch Nails is guaranteed to wreak havoc on your senses, turning your cheer into pointless fear!!!** It even made me, Space Ghost, doubt my own talent and capacity to succeed...absurd! Someone must stop Trent Reznor and his "doom and gloom" prognostications immediately. Cheer up, Reznor! I'm coming after you. And I'm going to be armed with twelve fuzzy kittens and a gilded basket of Capri Sun fruit drinks! You and I are due for a close encounter of the gleeful kind. That's right, sourpuss. A whole lotta lovin' is what Space Ghost will be bringin'. Do you hear me? C'mon, get happy!

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