March 17, 2003
The Papier-Mâché Trenthead Perspective
Apparently people are still sending me weird stuff at firstname.lastname@example.org. You know, I was just thinking the other day that there was something missing in my life. Some gnawing emptiness that I couldn't put my finger on. But now I know exactly what it is: incredibly disturbing pictures of papier-mâché likenesses of Trent Reznor's head that will undoubtedly give me soul-crushing nightmares for the next two weeks! Thanks Wilma Bainbridge for sending these in and quelling any hopes I had for the existence of a just God!