March 14, 2004
Hello, readers! If you thought I had something worthwhile to write about today, you're wrong! Instead, I just made some stupid crap to keep you jerks occupied for a few minutes.
Here are the goddamn instructions:
1. Click on the thumbnail to make the larger image appear, as if by magic
2. Use your internet browser's Print option to "print" the picture onto "paper" using "ink" (make sure the 'Fit to page' option is not on, if you have that option... otherwise, forget I said anything)
3. Discard your dignity and do whatever the words on the paper tell you to do
4. Show finished product to your family and friends
5. Run to your room; cry yourself to sleep