December 23, 2005
Crappy Flash Cartoons Roasting On An Open Fire
Hey, guys and gals! Can you believe it? It's already that time of year again. Time for people to go out and spend exorbitant amounts of money on trendy electronic junk and act like they care about each other, and to say stupid shit like "Jesus is the reason for the season" when actually the season was co-opted by the Christians in the sixth century and in reality has nothing whatsoever to do with the birth of Christ. Let's celebrate!
It just occurred to me that I forgot to make a Christmas update last year. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. Whoops, sorry! I guess I was just too caught up in the holiday spirit (wasted) to be bothered using a computer for purposes other than looking at porn and crying to myself before passing out in a puddle of eggnog and half-eaten Cheez-Its. But this year is different (I'm all out of Cheez-Its). I figured what the hell, I'll just make the Meathead Perspective Christmas Special a semi-decadal tradition, assuming I still give a shit about Nine Inch Nails in 2010. Then again, maybe I'll just make one once per decade, to coincide with Trent's schedule of releasing good albums.
Anyway, all that matters now is that I managed to keep my severe attention deficit in check long enough to haphazardly toss together an inadequate Macromedia Flash presentation for you to stare at while stuffing your face with mashed potatoes and some kind of processed meat-like product. I hope that it will assist you in your quest to avoid any sort of meaningful social interaction with your family this season. You know, besides watching It's A Wonderful Life eighty billion fucking times on your new HDTV. Consider this my Christmas gift to you — one that you can't return to the store the next day, you cheap ass.