March 7, 2008
Me Chinese, Me Play Joke
As you may have noticed since he's been mentioning it every ten seconds, our friend Mr. NIN has been spending a lot of time hanging out in Hong Kong lately, but can't seem to be bothered to actually say why. Naturally, there's been a lot of speculation as to why the Rezman now prefers to be holed up in a shitty hotel in China instead of his palatial estate in California. Some say he's there because he met some totally hot babe on the internet, others say it's somehow business related, and others still say Trent has pulled a Colonel Kurtz and is now hiding out in the jungle somewhere. Personally, I think that's still at least three or four years away from happening. I actually have my own theory. Would you like to hear it? Unfortunately, I can't hear what your answer is, so I will just assume you shouted "YES MEATHEAD PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOUR KICK-ASS THEORY IS" repeatedly at your computer screen so loud that you severely strained your vocal cords and caused your neighbors to call the police.
Well, instead of going through the trouble of typing out my thoughts, I'll just whip up one of my famous homemade deep fried Flash cartoons. Mmmm, cholesterol.
CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT, ASSHEAD ;)