October 13, 1999
Another Reason To Have No Life

Trent Reznor has been known to speak quite frankly about those individuals he isn't particularly fond of (examples: Marilyn Manson, Courtney Love, and most recently, Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit). It may be fun for us to observe these battles of words, but what if one day, someone took Trent's comments just a little too seriously? Well, the people at Meatway Entertainment have taken this into consideration, and are now proud to present:

Now it's time for Trent to defend his accusations. Select from eight Kombatants: Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, Alanis Morrisette, Liam and Noel Gallagher, Fred Durst, Gavin Rossdale and Courtney Love. Watch as these disgruntled musicians battle it out to the death, using spectacular, ultra-bloody Fatality moves. Hey kids, ever wanted to see Trent rip out Gavin Rossdale's rib cage, or crush Courtney Love's skull with his bare hands? Now's your chance!

Reznor and Manson Face Off!

That's Gotta Hurt!
Reznor Kombat aims to be the most parent-pissing-off game ever, not only because it features those "Satan rockers" Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson, but also because each character has over 4,000 different excruciating Fatality moves! Check out Trent's "head rip", Manson's "Jawbreaker" move, and Durst's painful "Plywood Surf" Fatality! Ouch! Besides the ridiculously violent Fatalities, there are also lots of other unnecessarily brutal moves as well, such as Courtney Love's Crotch Attack, Alanis' Ironic Flying Kick (which has nothing at all to do with irony, actually), and Noel Gallagher's Drunken Idiot Punch!

Bring The Action Home!

Rejoice! Now you can have the Reznor Kombat arcade experience in the comfort of your own crusty, stained couch!! Reznor Kombat is now available for the Playstation, Nintendo 64 and Commodore 64. From now you'll never have any reason to leave the house ever again!

Reznor Kombat will never, ever be available at the following locations:

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