Tuesday April 1, 2008

Cliff (1978-2008)

Some of us at the NIN Hotline are incredibly shocked and saddened to announce that our very own Cliff is going to be found dead in his home late tomorrow night. We are told the New York County coroner's office has yet to determine a cause of death, but a source speaking on the condition of anonymity has indicated that the likely cause will be "the most severe wedgie anyone will have ever seen." The police haven't released any other information. We will keep you all updated as this tragic news develops. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Cliff's family and friends.

More as we get it. We're also told that Cliff's family is able to check his email, if you want to send your condolences.