Nine Inch Nails fans all over the internet have been mourning the loss of Rich Fownes, who was a proud member of the band for about eight minutes before being replaced by Sideshow Bob of
The Simpsons fame. Why was he taken from us before we got the chance to bitch that Jeordie was way better? More than anything, the fans just want answers. Well, sorry, I don't have any, but I'm pretty good at
making shit up!