http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180278028691
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180278028968
Or, if you're too cool to bid on one of those, there is also an electronic version available for you to put on your computer or portable status symbol!
*may or may not pertain to awards i made up